I wish I had pictures of a lot of these, but I don’t.  My family was absolutely horrible about getting film developped.  Remember film, by the way?  That’s so weird that we’ve just abandonned it for the most part. Anyhow, here is a list of APCL’s Top 5 Best Halloween Costumes: A loaf of Wonderbread.  [...]

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In my incoherent drunk post and my hungover follow up, I never did present you with the hotness that was my Halloween costume.  How could I deprive my tens of readers from such a joy! So for your mocking pleasure, I give you Sarah Palin’s version of a hockey mom.

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This is something I wrote out longhand (believe it or not) at lunch… “However many holy words you read, however many you speak, what good will they do if you do not act upon them?” Buddha Two years ago, I would have been hard-pressed to name anything other than the traditional lawyer track as my [...]

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I haven’t been really hung over in a long time.  I think my drinking escapade in Niagara didn’t result in a big hangover because I was sick to begin with and out of necessity, I had to be the sober one.  But last night, Mr. CVD had a Halloween party and I had a mixture [...]

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Have you ever noticed how badly whatshisname from Coldplay wants to be Bono? Let’s get this straight now.  YOU WILL NEVER BE HIM.  I love the new album, mostly because it was produced by Brian Eno, but you will never be Bono.  Never. And happy birthing Amy Pohelerlelejr.

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…Since five minutes ago…. I’m blogging drunk.  Yes, folks, this is me with too much liquor.  I have hit the backspace key too many times to count and I’m probably going to give myself a real bummber before this post is over.  I have a 2 liter of diet pepsi (the gd pizza place doesn’t [...]

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I have been on a weird path recently.  I didn’t notice it until today, but as I drove home at an unusually early hour for the third day in a row after coming in somewhat tardy,  had to question whether I was subconciously telling myself something–I don’t know how long I can do this. The [...]

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As noted in my Hank Moody post, we visited the Mac store recently.  TheMister won an award at work and decided he wanted a new computer–a Mac. I think Macs are fine and cool even.  But I can’t see myself buying one.  Being married to one is going to be difficult.  When I recently purchased [...]

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As we speak, my computer has decided to wage war against me and is cultivating an army of problems.   I don’t know if it is jealous of TheMister’s old computer’s early retirement or whether I’ve just been too hard on it, but the thing is revolting.  I’d like to think this is a temporary work [...]

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I’m writing a post in the Apple store.  Fuck me silly.

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