Note to The Mister if he stumbles over here:  again, someone who reads my blog gets happy birthday messages. In honor of Ms. MM’s birthday, in this Age of Aquarius, I bring you the top five things I love about Ms. MM.  Where available, I will put pictures. 1.  She’s my soror. When we worked [...]

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I accidentally turned my alarm off this morning and ended up waking up at 9:28.  Normally, I’d like to be to work by then.  The nice part about this morning was that my hands weren’t covered in hives upon waking.  I had hope that even though I was off to a rushed start, it might [...]

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It’s that time again!  Time for what, you ask?  Time for another brilliant installment of “Songs in my Head,” of course!  How could you forget?  Oh, perhaps because I haven’t done it for almost two months.  Good point, internet.  Good point. Lately I’ve been searching for good writing music.  I’m pretty picky when it comes [...]

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I have received my first ever blog award.  Yes, it’s true, I’ve never received a blog award before.  Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.  Or when in Rome.  I’m not sure which generic saying to use here, I’m so excited.  This is exactly the kind of thing tailor made for secret-narcissists like me.  Hell, I [...]

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The world wants me to explode.   I am convinced of this. There is no other logical explanation.  The world just wants me to explode and cannot think of any other way to do it except slowly torturing me.  And being the worrisome and irritable soul I am, I have fallen prey to the oldest trick [...]

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I really loathe it when I hear people explain things from their past and use it to explain a current fault or character flaw.  For example, Maggie*, another attorney here, will be telling a story about her parents or some other childhood memory and then somehow liken it to the fact that she’s OCD in [...]

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I’ve come to the conclusion that I have a sleeping problem.  This conclusion is brought to you by the letter L–as in L for Lunesta, which I am now taking due to my inability to fall and stay asleep on my own. I’ve always had random bouts with insomnia.  They’ve often accompanied life change or [...]

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The title I’ve given to this trip reminds me of how the aliens on Third Rock From The Sun had to report to the Big Giant Head.  Such a silly title for such an important thing.  Yet it just makes sense. This trip was trying at times.  Living in a body like mine, you realize [...]

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I can’t come up with anything more clever than that for a title.  It is as if all the strength has been channeled to my lower extremities to come up with just enough to power me from bed to bathroom and other such necessary places. I’ll go over my trip in detail tomorrow.  There’s much [...]

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So thus far things have kind of been unplanned and a tumble.  This can’t be the trend for tomorrow, though, because tomorrow is the Big Inauguration Day (“BID”).  It’s 8:47 p.m. and although normally I’d never go to bed at this time, I have to find a way to do so because I’ll be getting [...]

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