Open Letters Friday, Volume VIII

Open Letters Friday is a segment here at PCL for your reading and writing enjoyment. I’ll share with you some of my open letters for the week and you’ll get the opportunity in comments to share yours. Now, tell me, who do you need to write to this week?

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Dear Farmville:

I know I already wrote about you once this week.  But I can’t rave about you enough.  You’re the perfect game for someone stuck at a desk all day long.  I actually get excited about harvesting fake crops.  Me…excited.

Bravo, Farmville.  Bravo.

Yours Truly,

A Grateful Player

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Dear Rocky the Dog:

I’m sorry I’ve been such a lazy bum this week when I’ve gotten home.  I’m just…not in the mood for anything.  I know you’ve been bored all day and you are, in fact, in the mood for playing and treats and affection.  I’ll try to step up my game next week.  Promise.

Sincerely,

Your Human Mom

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Dear Balloon Boy’s Dad, Octomom, Jon Gosselin:

CUT.IT.OUT.  We’re done with you.  Please go away.  I don’t care about your YouTube show or your weight loss or your…Ed Hardy t-shirts.  Just go away to where we can’t see you for awhile.  Here’s an idea:  GO PARENT YOUR CHILDREN.

Sincerely,

Fed Up

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Dear Ms. TC:

CONGRATS ON PASSING THE BAR!  I know it’s been a long road for you with this thing, but I told you one day it would finally be the end.  I’m so excited for you.  Now onwards and upwards!

Sincerely,

Your Law School Buddy

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Dear New Car:

I need a name for you.  Please present your desired name through your little display system.  I will take it into consideration.

Please be advised that I like clever names that fit into a song or a movie quote.

Sincerely,

Your New Owner

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Now it’s your turn!  Get things off your chest.And you can check out other Open Letters Fridays here.