Open Letters Friday is a segment here at PCL for your reading and writing enjoyment. I’ll share with you some of my open letters for the week and you’ll get the opportunity in comments to share yours. Now, tell me, who do you need to write to this week?
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Dear Creepy Lady that Just Walked Down Our Hallway at Work:
What are you doing here? And why are you so creepy? STOP SHUFFLING. It makes you seem like a stalker.
Sincerely,
An Inhabitant of This Hallowed Hall
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Dear Bruce Springsteen:
You and me tonight…don’t foul it up. Who am I kidding? It’ll be great.
Yours Truly,
Been Waiting for this Concert for a LONG Time
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Dear Taylor Swift:
Do I have to say it again? SIT DOWN. I appreciate that people like you, but I’m sick of your songs. You know why? You’re 19 and you act like you know what the world is about. Give it five years and your mind will change twice over again. So stop being so…you know….you.
Sincerely,
Sick of Your Accolades
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Dear The House:
Please clean yourself. I’m already “in trouble” for not vacuuming this week. The least you can do is turn into some sort of house with a conscience and help out a bit. Just keep yourself tidy. That’s all.
Take some pride in yourself, House.
Sincerely,
Your Owner
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Dear Roxette:
Thanks for appearing on my Pandora station. “It Must Have Been Love” was my jam back in the day. “Dress for Success” is also an excellent song.
Sincerely,
Pandora Station “Pop Princesses”
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Now it’s your turn! Get things off your chest.And you can check out other Open Letters Fridays here.
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I love it when Pandora discovers songs for me. Here’s my open letter:
Dear Kim,
Why did you introduce me to FarmVille? Does the obsession ever start to fade?
Love,
Jane
Roxette “Dangerous” is my anthem. I love it. I love your open letters. They make my week!
I had a weird dream last week that one of my writing teachers starting singing Bruce Springsteen to prove that he was just acting and lost all his passion and realness.
That said, he is still the best concert I’ve ever seen.
Dear Wind,
I get it, you’re windy. Now, stop blowing already.
Sincerely,
The lady with messed up hair
Again, thank you for the Taylor Swift sentiments. Keep ‘em coming.
oh, Taylor. I’m actually most bothered by the fact that she’s 19 and she’s performing these songs written in a 14 year-old mindset. it just doesn’t add up.
Dear Jay Cutler,
Stop sucking it up on the field. You’re so full of suck that when you pee, you pee suck.
Sincerely,
A very PO’ed Bears fan
I like open letter Friday.
AAHH SHUFFLERS!!! I can’t STAND when people do that! Pick up your feet, honestly!
Nothing new to say…just want to second your Taylor Swift letter.
Um, yeah. Taylor Swift. Not only is she 19 and thinks she has it all figured out, but she’s not very talented. She sounds great on the radio but that’s because her voice is completely auto-tuned. Ever heard her live? She’s TERRIBLE. And really? Entertainer of the Year? What happened to REAL country music?
ahahahahaha these are awesome and the creepy lady one? loved
You can’t start a fire, you can’t start a fire without a spark
This gun’s for hire even if we’re just dancing in the dark
(Greatest. Lyrics. Ever?)
Dear Car,
Please don’t break. Please. I want you for another 100 thousand miles.
Love,
Your driver
Dear Craigslist,
I need a new to me old and ugly yet good quality bike to ride in the winter for less than $100. Please have one available on Sunday afternoon around 3:00 in my town.
Sincerely,
Lisa
Dear Dr. who did my operation,
Why did you not tell me that taking stitches out hurts AS MUCH as getting surgery?
Tell the truth!
-Anna “My Hand Hurts” Walker
LOL. I feel the same way about Taylor Swift. I don’t know how to explain though until you do
You said it right, I kinda hate how she dates Taylor Lautner too. I mean, please, dude is too hot :p I feel like a cougar saying it :p
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