Open Letters Friday, Volume X

Open Letters Friday is a segment here at PCL for your reading and writing enjoyment. I’ll share with you some of my open letters for the week and you’ll get the opportunity in comments to share yours. Now, tell me, who do you need to write to this week?

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Dear Creepy Lady that Just Walked Down Our Hallway at Work:

What are you doing here?  And why are you so creepy?  STOP SHUFFLING.  It makes you seem like a stalker.

Sincerely,

An Inhabitant of This Hallowed Hall

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Dear Bruce Springsteen:

You and me tonight…don’t foul it up.  Who am I kidding? It’ll be great.

Yours Truly,

Been Waiting for this Concert for a LONG Time

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Dear Taylor Swift:

Do I have to say it again?  SIT DOWN.  I appreciate that people like you, but I’m sick of your songs.  You know why?  You’re 19 and you act like you know what the world is about.  Give it five years and your mind will change twice over again.  So stop being so…you know….you.

Sincerely,

Sick of Your Accolades

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Dear The House:

Please clean yourself.  I’m already “in trouble” for not vacuuming this week.  The least you can do is turn into some sort of house with a conscience and help out a bit.  Just keep yourself tidy.  That’s all.

Take some pride in yourself, House.

Sincerely,

Your Owner

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Dear Roxette:

Thanks for appearing on my Pandora station.  “It Must Have Been Love” was my jam back in the day.  “Dress for Success” is also an excellent song.

Sincerely,

Pandora Station “Pop Princesses”

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Now it’s your turn!  Get things off your chest.And you can check out other Open Letters Fridays here.