Open Letters Friday, Volume XI

Open Letters Friday is a segment here at PCL for your reading and writing enjoyment. I’ll share with you some of my open letters for the week and you’ll get the opportunity in comments to share yours. Now, tell me, who do you need to write to this week?

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Dear Pandora:

I appreciate your existence.  Really, I do.  However, when I indicate I want to listen to”Pop Princesses” in the morning and you give me some alt-country-rock band I’ve never heard of, I question your sanity.  Please adhere to the guidelines I set forth for you.  I’m all for learning about new music, but not switching genres for the sake of it.

Sincerely,

A Troubled Listener

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Dear New Moon:

I have a feeling you’re going to suck.  Please don’t.  I’ve been looking forward to this excursion.

Yours,

A Team Jacob Member

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Dear Lady at Tim Hortons:

Thank you so much for dropping my credit card on the ground at the drive thru this morning.  I had to be that asshole who puts their car in park and gets out to get the damn card.  Maybe next time you could just try handing it to me properly.  Just a thought.

Not Truly Yours,

Disgruntled Coffee Drinker

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Dear Universe:

I know you and I haven’t been tight lately.  I’ve been trying to thwart your plans, you’ve been trying to thwart mine (well, more the latter, but you know…).  I’d appreciate it, though, if we could work together. For example, you can start by giving me some good news and I could take that good news and spread it.  How does that sound?  Terrific.

Thanks a million, Uni!

Love,

Kim

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Dear Pen:

I was using you last night when The Mister got home.  I set you down somewhere and now I can’t find you.  You were a great pen.  In fact, you were a terrific pen.  Now, please, find your way back to my line of sight.

Sincerely,

A Lonely Pen User

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Now it’s your turn!  Get things off your chest.And you can check out other Open Letters Fridays here.