Open Letters Friday, Volume XII

Open Letters Friday is a segment here at PCL for your reading and writing enjoyment. I’ll share with you some of my open letters for the week and you’ll get the opportunity in comments to share yours. Now, tell me, who do you need to write to this week?

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Dear Rocky the Dog:

Thanks for being a trooper this week.  Once again you had to go through a lot just to get by.  I can’t imagine your life before us.  I’m just glad we found you.

Now that that’s out of the way:  where the hell did your stitches go?  They were there the other day…now they’re gone.

Sincerely,

Your Human Mom

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Dear Body:

Please get your act together.  I know I’ve let you go for too long, but I honestly thought you could take care of yourself.  I should have known better.

Shape up or ship out.  Preferably shape up.

Sincerely,

Your Mind

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Dear Swine Flu Vaccine:

You better not screw me over. The only reason I allowed you into my body is because the allergist urged me to do so as a result of my asthma.  I don’t like flu shots…I think they’re a bunch of crap.  So be a dear and make me think otherwise.

Yours Not Truly,

Recipient of Your Contents

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Dear “The Office”:

Stop sucking. We used to be like Home Team.  Why you gotta do me like that?

Sincerely,

Turning the Channel Soon

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Dear Tiger Woods:

Please keep your personal business personal by not getting into accidents after a fight in the middle of the night at your home.  And maybe stop screwing every chick that you see.  It’s an idea.

Sincerely,

Sick of the Media Coverage

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Now it’s your turn!  Get things off your chest.And you can check out other Open Letters Fridays here.