Open Letters Friday, Volume XIII

Open Letters Friday is a segment here at PCL for your reading and writing enjoyment. I’ll share with you some of my open letters for the week and you’ll get the opportunity in comments to share yours. Now, tell me, who do you need to write to this week?

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Dear Office:

You’re usually too warm for me.  I like my office temp a bit lower than the average bear.  But right now you’re freezing.  I just touched my bare arm to the desk and thought it would stick like that kid’s tongue in A Christmas Story.  So, if you could, warm up just a tick.

Thanks a million.

Your Daily Captive

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Dear Readers:

Sorry for my absence yesterday.  I was out of work sick and ended up sleeping most of the morning away.  And by “most” I mean “all”.  Don’t worry, I feel fine today.  I think it was a temporary exhaustion thing.

Anyhow, for those of you 20 Something Bloggers, don’t forget that nominations are due today for the 20 Something Bloggers Bootleg Awards.  You can vote here.  And for those of you daring enough to vote for this little blogger, my profile link is here.

Sincerely,

The PCL

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Dear Fridge:

The Mister took out the cabinet.  Please fit properly.  We really don’t have time for more shenanigans.  Or Tom Foolery.  Or hi jinks.   No time whatsoever.

Sincerely,

Frustrated Appliance Owner

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Dear Spencer and Lucy the Cats:

I know you’re proud of yourselves when you conquer yet another fake mouse.  But putting it right outside my bedroom door will only cause me to step on it in the dark of the morning and curse you.  So, you might want to take another tactic.

Just a thought.

Sincerely,

A Sore Footed Owner

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Dear Hands All Skin:

STOP BEING SO DAMN DRY.

Sincerely,

Sick of putting lotion on

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Dear Amazon:

I love Amazon Prime.  I realize I probably pay more for it than I should.  But since I don’t know how you’re charging me for it, I’ll accept that.  It’s been a blessing this holiday season.  And you’d think that’d be for gifts, but really it’s for The Mister’s undying obsession with ordering Blue Ray discs.

Yours Truly,

A Happy Member

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Now it’s your turn!  Get things off your chest.And you can check out other Open Letters Fridays here.