1. Why is our normal bathroom closed at work? I hate going to the Bizzaro Bathroom. Everything’s backwards in there. It makes me feel akward and ill at ease. Please get this fixed quickly, building management.
2. Why does The Mister insist on being difficult? SO WHAT if I have stuff on the dresser? SO WHAT if not everything is picked up off the floor? First of all, he’s not that perfect himself. Secondly, in the end is any of this going to matter? No.
3. In order to even have respectible billables for December I’ll have to work 50 hours this week. It’s not going to happen.
4. I’m still pissed about my jewel case.
5. My desk at work is a MESS. I am putting blinders on to it all right now and just focusing on the computer, but the place looks like a goddamn landfill.
6. I still need to get my glasses fixed. The sad part is that I’m almost getting used to them being broken.
7. My sweater isn’t fitting right and I blame The Mister for putting it in the dryer.
8. I have a feeling that lunch will not be great.
9. I need a new outfit to wear to The Mister’s cousin’s wedding on Thursday. I don’t really “need” one, but I want one. Everything I own feels janky.
10. Why does my coffee cool down so quickly in this office? I can barely take a sip and then two seconds later it’s ice cold. Is it really that cold in here?
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Angry about having stuff on the dresser? That seems a little uptight. If my mister ever made such a comment about having stuff on the dresser, I would remove it from the dresser and hurl it towards his face.
At least it's the last Monday of the year!
EXACTLY! He's lucky I don't hurl it at him. He gets so anal about random things, which is odd considering he's not like a neat freak. He's a selective neat freak.
Jamie is also a selective neat freak, but his selectivity is time-based. We will both pile things up (neatly, but piled) and not put things away – generally leave the place cluttered. Not messy, not gross, just cluttered. Then all of a sudden, literally out of nowhere, he freaks out and we have to drop everything and clean. Then, about an hour after we're all done super-cleaning, he'll start a new pile. Men are goofy. Period.
PCis absolutely FORBIDDEN to do any laundry. He once shrunk every shirt of mine in the laundry, including 2 shirts that were brand new. I was LIVID. He used to get defensive saying he was just trying to "help". Yeah, help that cost $$$$!
#11 There shouldn't be any work in the week between Christmas and New Years. Santa's billables should carry over to the workforce at large for the use of anyone (like you) needing them.
Re: Number Two…….you placed this one in the proper slot, as it really is a bunch of sh_ _! A resounding "a-ha" to your term "selective neat freak." The mister here is on a week off from work. Let's put it this way, it's not a vacation for me necessarily. He needs to lighten up, and I'm not talking about shedding holiday pounds!
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