Random Thoughts: The First of the New Year

by kim on January 2, 2013 · 4 comments

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random-thoughts

  • Happy 2013! May your year be filled with wonderful photos of the Sexy Beast Joe Biden and plentiful cups of your beverage of choice.  

so now youre jack kennedy

  • Speaking of politicians…I hope you’re still lighting your nightly candle for Hillary Clinton.  Head Bitch in Charge has a blood clot between her skull and brain.  I really don’t have time to lose you Hillary.  You complete me.  I wish I knew how to quit you (not really).  Seriously, though…you’re a national treasure.  We need you.  GET WELL.

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  • Well, I’ve been taken off of work by my doctor.  Seems being 34+ weeks pregnant with twins is “enough” in her opinion.  Fine.  But only because I didn’t feel like going back to work after the holidays anyhow.  And if one more person remarks that I’m living a “life of leisure” right now, they’re going to get punched in the face.  Leisure would imply being able to sleep through the night with minimal distractions, being able to sit or lay comfortably and not having a packed doctor’s schedule. 

well excuse me tobias

  • It’s official that Jessica Simpson is once again knocked up…like two seconds after having that last kid.  I can’t imagine going through this again so soon, but good for her if that’s what she wants.  My Nana did the same thing.  My dad and uncle are 11 months apart.  And she didn’t even get the endorsement deals and life of leisure that Jessica Simpson can afford…though being knocked up isn’t exactly a leisurely activity…see above.

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  • Now go run and get another caffinated beverage of choice.  I know it’s too early on the day back to work to deal with too much nonsense.

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Lisa January 2, 2013 at 9:59 am

Would it be alright with you if others punched those fools that say you’re leading a “life of leisure”? Cause I volunteer myself. Being pregnant with twins is HARD WORK! You’re further along than my SIL was when she delivered. Plus you’ve not had gestational diabeetus or preeclampsia so that’s REALLY DAMN GOOD!

Relish the little sleep you can get right now, cause I have a feeling that those girls are going to keep you on your toes.

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kim January 3, 2013 at 2:25 pm

I think the doctors are surprised that I haven’t had any real complications. You know, because I’m fat it is assumed that I will. My body has really impressed me these past 9 months.

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Smedette January 2, 2013 at 10:13 am

Oh no – are you on bed rest? Wish we lived closer. I could come over and entertain you. Or something.

“So, now you’re Jack Kennedy?” will go down as one of the greatest things VPOTUS ever said. I howled when he delivered that line.

The Husband went back to work and our house guest just left. Suppose I should shower and actually start cleaning the house.

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kim January 3, 2013 at 2:27 pm

Not on bed rest. Just taking it easy. Whatever that means.

The Jack Kennedy line made my year. I know it should be my pregnancy and all, but that was the best line uttered in a debate ever.

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