My Life Lately, A Tale of GIFs: VACATION EDITION

by kim on August 13, 2013 · 8 comments

in a tale of GIFs

 

 

tale-of-gifs

 

When The Mister first suggested that we take a vacation with two six month old babies…

claire huxtable no

When I agreed to said vacation, provided it be taken at The Shack…

i guess

 

When he decided that he’d come up three days early and rip up the carpet and put in wood floors in the living room and then mentioned that these days also included a trip to the movies and the casino….

slap the shit

 

When I realized I had to pack for two babies, a dog and myself for six days…by myself…

this is madness

 

When I had to make a stop in the middle of our trip for a business purpose and the HR ladies took the girls all around the office as I kept thinking about their next mealtime…

judge-hurryup

 

When I stopped at a rest stop to let the dog out and the girls eat at a picnic table and some lady walking by gave me the “you have your hands full” speech….

side eye clueless

When I got to The Shack and The Mister looked like he just woke up….

middle finger

 

When every night (except for tonight…knock on wood) Emma has decided to pull a sleep regression and cry for at least 20 minutes before she gave up and fell asleep…

ugh

 

When every day was too cold or rainy to go on the boat…

wah wah wah

When the weather is finally right but we get there, get everything on except the babies and the battery is dead…

 

throwing papers up in air

 

When we try to revisit the boat and battery and find a stray senior dog by the side of the road, I take him home, and his owners are douchebags of the utmost order who let him sleep in the garage on a paper thin bed…

TOM-BRADY-FUCK-YOU-BITCHES

 

When Brooklyn has a mental breakdown thinking we’ll drop her off at some random house because we dropped that dog off somewhere…

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When The Mister is in charge of grocery shopping…

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When I am in charge of my own vacation breakfast…twice…

 

tY5bb

 

 

When the house down two over sounds like monkeys live there…for days on end…and no one is around…

great odins ravin

When the girls miss their naps, The Mister has a headache and I am sick of monkey sounds, limited internet and the Tigers losing…

sheldon not enough chamomile tea

 

When I call the sheriff’s office and imagine what the dispatchers are saying about me post-call…

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When I think of what my next vacation should look like…

i could tell you but then id have to kill you

 

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